Save the Date — Details Coming Soon
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Farewell,
Self-Hosted Mongo
After years of late-night oncall pages, mysterious WiredTiger logs, and
lovingly hand-tuned mongod.conf files —
it's finally time to say goodbye. Come help us pull the plug in style. 🥂
📅
Party Date
TBD — Stay tuned
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Occasion
Decommission Day
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What's Next
Greener Pastures
In Memoriam
MongoDB Self-Hosted Cluster
Est. Sometime in the Past — Decommissioned TBD
"It replicated faithfully, sharded boldly, and only dropped the primary
a reasonable number of times."